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From Times Square to Token Rug — Eric Adams’ NYC Coin Implodes

From Times Square to Token Rug — Eric Adams’ NYC Coin Implodes

January 9–15, 2026 | Market Mood: Greed takes over as BTC pumps upward.

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🤑The Bitcoin’s Missing. The Oil’s Gone. The Market’s Watching.

🤑The Bitcoin’s Missing. The Oil’s Gone. The Market’s Watching.

January 2–8, 2026 | Market Mood: Caffeinated, trigger-happy, max fear

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Headline: 🎉 Crypto 2026: New Year, Same Chaos (But Funnier)

Headline: 🎉 Crypto 2026: New Year, Same Chaos (But Funnier)

January 2, 2026 | Market Mood: 😨Jittery & Concerned

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🕵️Hackers Stole $2B in Crypto, and Got Smarter Doing It

🕵️Hackers Stole $2B in Crypto, and Got Smarter Doing It

December 25, 2025 | Market Mood: 🫤 Erratic AF

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🧨 Stocks Are Up, Crypto Slumped, and 24/7 Trading Is Coming

🧨 Stocks Are Up, Crypto Slumped, and 24/7 Trading Is Coming

December 18, 2025 | Market Mood: Jumpy and brittle 😨

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🚨 Paxful’s $3B Crime Scandal: Bitcoin, Sex Work & Sanctions?

🚨 Paxful’s $3B Crime Scandal: Bitcoin, Sex Work & Sanctions?

December 11, 2025 | Market Mood: Fragile and fearful

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Ivy League Buys the Top, While Trader Loses $990K

Ivy League Buys the Top, While Trader Loses $990K

December 4, 2025 | Market Mood: Copium at Its Peak

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💥 Market Mayhem: From Rug‐Pulls to Lawsuits | What’s Blowing Up This Week

💥 Market Mayhem: From Rug‐Pulls to Lawsuits | What’s Blowing Up This Week

November 28, 2025 | Market Mood: “Bro... what now?”

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🏂 Olympic Snowboarder Busted as Crypto Cartel Boss

🏂 Olympic Snowboarder Busted as Crypto Cartel Boss

November 20, 2025 | Market Mood: Brother, we are cooked! 🫨

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🐳 Crypto Beast Moving Millions in Bitcoin — What the Hell Is Going On?

🐳 Crypto Beast Moving Millions in Bitcoin — What the Hell Is Going On?

November 13, 2025 | Market Mood: 15 — Extreme Fear 😬

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🇺🇸 Banned, Broke & Backlogged: Trump Can’t Buy Bitcoin, and Crypto’s Having a Meltdown

🇺🇸 Banned, Broke & Backlogged: Trump Can’t Buy Bitcoin, and Crypto’s Having a Meltdown

November 6, 2025 | Market Mood: Borderline panic 😵‍💫

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🕵️ Playtech’s Spy Games Backfire, ETF Bloodbath Ensues — Meanwhile, ChatGPT Tries Trading (And Fails Hilariously)

🕵️ Playtech’s Spy Games Backfire, ETF Bloodbath Ensues — Meanwhile, ChatGPT Tries Trading (And Fails Hilariously)

October 30, 2025 | Market Mood: 34 — Fear 😨 (but reviving 🩹)

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