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Satoshi-Era Whale Wakes Up With $84M
January 16–22, 2026 | Market Mood: 😐 Confused, Twitchy, and Not Having Fun

🔥 Featured: 🤑Satoshi-Era Wallet Just Moved 909 BTC. That’s $84M and a 1.39M% Gain
You don’t sit on a wallet since 2011, then suddenly move 909 BTC the week of an FOMC decision, unless you’re making a statement.
A Bitcoin wallet dormant for 13 years just sent 909.38 BTC (~$84.6M) in one shot.
Cost basis: ~$7
Unrealized gain: ~1,390,000%
It survived Mt. Gox, China bans, two market cycles, and two U.S. presidents — and only woke up now.
👉🏼 Why it matters: The BTC didn’t hit an exchange. It was sent to a modern SegWit (bech32) wallet — meaning the holder (or heir) is alive, knows what they’re doing, and is exploring options… not panicking.
👉🏼 Why now: BTC sits near $91K, well below its $124K peak. OGs with near-zero cost don’t need hopium , they need clean exits.
🫤 Bottom line: Not bullish. Not bearish. Just a signal: the old whales still watch… and they don’t move for nothing.
👀 Markets will be tracking this wallet like a hawk.

💀 THIS WEEK IN CHAOS
Bitcoin dropped under $88K… then bounced near $90K after Trump eased up on tariffs at Davos. The asset didn’t change, the headlines did.
👉 Trade the news or get traded by it.
Over $500M in Tether just got traced back to Iran’s central bank. They're likely propping up the Rial and dodging dollars.
👉 USDT isn’t just a stablecoin, it’s global duct tape now.
Bitmine added 35K+ ETH ($108M) even as ETH dipped below $3K. They’re now holding 4.2M ETH total.
👉 Smart money loves red candles. Always has.
Authorities just seized $11.4M more from the OneCoin scam. The Cryptoqueen’s long gone… but the cleanup ain’t.
👉 Scams don’t die. They just quietly rot.
MicroStrategy bought another $2.1B in BTC — 22,305 coins at an average of ~$76K. That brings their stack to 709K BTC.
👉 Saylor’s not buying dips. He’s buying dominance.

🧪 Poll of the Week: “Very Soon™” vs. Reality

At Davos, President Trump said he hopes to sign a crypto market structure bill “very soon.” Back home, Congress is still stuck in a food fight.
Between Coinbase, the banking lobby, and stablecoin rules, the window for real reform is already closing, and a two-year delay is on the table.If this drags, lawmakers risk doing what the U.S. does best: exporting innovation and importing regret. So what actually happens next? |
👉 Vote wisely. Policy moves slower than markets, but the consequences last longer.

📚 RESOURCES WE LIKED THIS WEEK
Read smarter. Panic less. Or panic better.
🏭 America’s Biggest Profit Engines (2026)
Who’s actually printing money right now and who’s living off vibes. Clean breakdown of the fastest-growing U.S. sectors heading into 2026.
⛏️ Top Cryptocurrency Mining Pools: Full Guide
Hashrate, fees, payouts, risks — no nostalgia mining fluff. If you’re still pointing rigs at random pools, this fixes that fast.
🛢️ Venezuela’s Frozen Billions & U.S. Energy Stocks
Sanctions, debt, oil, and why locked-up Venezuelan money suddenly matters for U.S. equities. Sneaky macro link most traders miss.
🕵️ No-KYC vs. Travel Rule: Crypto Privacy in 2026
Privacy isn’t dead, it’s just heavily monitored. This breaks down what’s still possible, what’s risky, and what’s pure copium.

📊This Week’s Big Movers
Epic bouncers, super slides, and tokens that pumped like there’s no tomorrow.
👆 Saakuru [SKR] +2692% 👆 MovieDOM Token [MDOM] +1319% 👆 CATX [CATX] +648%
👆 Surge [SURGE] +236% 👆 DUSK [DUSK] +219% 👆 Axie Infinity [AXS] +132%
👆 River [RIVER] +100% 👆 Canton [CC] +13% 👆 Sky [SKY] +9%
👇 ARI [ARI] -95% 👇 Felis [FELIS] -94% 👇 CUPSEY [CUPSEY] -87%
👇 Prom [PROM] -66% 👇 The White Whale [WHITEWHALE] -53% 👇 Vision [VSN] -31%
👇 Monero [XMR] -26% 👇 Ethena [ENA] -21% 👇 Internet Computer Protocol [ICP] -19%

🔮 What to Watch Next Week
Short fuse. Big consequences.
🏦 FOMC takes the mic (Jan 27–28)
Powell speaks as CPI cools and rate-cut fantasies creep back in.
👉 Dovish tone = risk-on pop. Hawkish surprise = fast flush.
🏛️ CLARITY Act markup (Jan 27)
Senate pushes crypto structure toward the CFTC.
👉 Progress matters. Delays don’t.
📊 Macro Midweek
PMIs, GDP, PCE all hit.
👉 Expect chop. Size down.
💻 Big Tech Earnings
Tesla, Microsoft, Meta, Apple report as AI hype meets reality.
👉 Weak guidance hits risk. Strong AI spend lifts beta.
🔓 Token unlocks loom
ZRO, JUP, BGB, H and others unlock into thin post-Davos liquidity.
👉 Supply > demand short term. Don’t marry bags into unlock week.
👀 Translation: Trade the catalysts, not the vibes.

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