Ivy League Buys the Top, While Trader Loses $990K

December 4, 2025 | Market Mood: Copium at Its Peak

Remember when Harvard’s top minds trashed Bitcoin as “shady internet money”?
Well, fast-forward to today: the Ivy League giant just dropped half a billion dollars, making it the largest university crypto holder.

👉 The plot twist? This hit just as crypto’s sleeping whales old wallets and whales began stirring

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💀 📊 This Week in Chaos

💸 Trader Nukes $990K in One Trade — From Whale to Dust

One trader turned $990K into $10 after a single overleveraged bet imploded. No hacks, no scams, just brutal market timing. Meanwhile, whales are circling as volatility spikes.
👉 [Full trade breakdown »]

📉 BTC Tanks, Risk-Off Returns

Bitcoin dipped under $93 K this week, dragged by a tech‑asset selloff and risk‑off mood. No bounce yet, but stay alert.
👉 Stay informed.

⚖️ Florida Court Revives $80M Lawsuit

An appeal court reopened a massive case accusing Binance of enabling an $80M BTC theft. The legal fight returns right as Binance tries to clean up its post-CZ image.
👉 Regulatory pressure is back.

🚨 DOJ Seizes Burma Scam Domain After Millions Lost

A crypto trading scam tied to Burma wiped out millions before U.S. prosecutors shut it down. Another win for regulators, but scams keep popping faster than they’re killed.
👉 Inside the takedown ».

🧪 Poll of the Week

NVIDIA’s Value Laundering: Ilegal or Genius?

NVIDIA is reportedly ready to funnel $100B into OpenAI, which will then spend most of it back on NVIDIA chips, servers, and cloud infrastructure. On paper, it looks like historic AI growth, but analysts say it’s value laundering. What’s your take?

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🩸 Crypto Slippage: The Silent PnL Killer

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🔐 Top Crypto Wallets With Built-In Exchanges

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📊This Week’s Big Movers

👆 DeFAI (DEFAI) +7425% 👆Rifts Finance (RIFTS) +717% 👆Felis (FELIS) +644%

👆pippin (PIPPIN) +233% 👆Ancient8 (A8) +107% 👆Ultima (ULTIMA) +88%

👇Ulord (UT) -99% 👇Little Pepe (LILPEPE) -98% 👇CATX (CATX) -97%

👇Legacy Token (LGT) -66% 👇Lucidum (LUCIC) -51% 👇Monad (MON) -31% 

👇ZCash (ZEC) -32%

🔮 What to Watch Next Week

📉 Fed Signals & Labor Data
Post-QT chatter and fresh labor data hit Dec 8.
👉 One hawkish word and crypto gets cold feet.

🏛️ Congress Targets Crypto Banking
New hearings could reshape how exchanges hold money.
👉 Expect bank access drama and fresh lobbying.

📈 Bitcoin ETF Inflows
Watch BlackRock, Valkyrie, ARK. Follow the money.

🔗 Is DeFi Dead or Just Quiet?
Watch total value locked and on-chain volume.

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